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Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or
motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
 

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Wow that makes it easy for women to understand now, sending it to my GF right now.

Ohh and sleeping on the couch is great... its close to the FRIDGE!!!! :cheers: :popcorn:
 

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great stuff!
Never understood one thing though - what makes it legit us sleeping on the couch?? she doesn't like something about you that one night? then she should get her own ass to sleep on the couch.. pfftttt.
If my gf ever comes over my house and I happen to do something to make her mad (or w.e.) then she is more than welcome to get the hell home and not stey to sleep over, like she normally does.

L8r.
 

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[quote author=TheRussian link=topic=94668.msg1862613#msg1862613 date=1195392656]
great stuff!
Never understood one thing though - what makes it legit us sleeping on the couch?? she doesn't like something about you that one night? then she should get her own ass to sleep on the couch.. pfftttt.
If my gf ever comes over my house and I happen to do something to make her mad (or w.e.) then she is more than welcome to get the hell home and not stey to sleep over, like she normally does.

L8r.
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i have to say i have been married for 11 years in a little over a week and i have never slept on the couch. My wife on the other hand has. If she gets pissed at me then she leaves. works for me. :lol:
 

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[quote author=slaterracing link=topic=94668.msg1862865#msg1862865 date=1195409187]
i have to say i have been married for 11 years in a little over a week and i have never slept on the couch. My wife on the other hand has. If she gets pissed at me then she leaves. works for me. :lol:
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