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A man used a toothpick. He used it in his teeth. Then he put it in his hamburger. He put all of his tooth picks in his hamburger. He ate his hamburger. It was very crunchy.

A man took a seat inside the theater. He took it to his house.

A man became governor of Louisiana. He took over the state government. Then he waged war on Alabama

A man went to the zoo. He fed all the animals. He is very popular with the animals.

A man went to the library. He returned a book late. They threw him in prison forever.

A man shook the hand of the president. He shook it vigorously.

A man did a study. He did a study on himself.

A man had a bomb. He had it around his waist. People avoided him. He is sad. :roll:

 

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A man went to a jungle tribe. They were cannibals. They ate him for lunch.

A man ate eggs. He ate them all the time. He raised his cholesterol level. He had a heart attack and died.

A man was in a bottle. A giant put a lid on the bottle. The man ran out of air and died.

A man went fishing. Fish swam to his boat. They rolled the boat over. The man drowned and the fish ate him.

A man was eating cereal. He ate the plastic toy. He choked and died at the breakfast table.

A man was deep sea diving. A shark came. It bit the man's oxygen tube. The man drowned underwater.

A man was in jail. He was on death row. They killed him at 12:00.

A man was in a hostage stand off. The police swat team shot him. They killed him.

A man was in a war. He fought against the enemy. The enemy killed him.

A man went diving. He was captured in a fishing net. The fishing men killed him. They put him in a can of tuna.

 

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A man was fixing a car. It was a broken car. The car fell off the jack. It fell on the man and rolled over him. The man died. The car rolled to the repair shop.

A man took karate lessons. The instructor hit him below the belt. The man died. The instructor was sued by the mans family. No one takes lessons from the man anymore.